And he was true to his word. As it turns out, people who thought these claims were just general speculation were WAY off. Because not only was she saying these words, she said them with Louis Farrakhan, presumably during one of Trinity's regular "whitey" sacrifice meetings. Holy crap! I mean, we all thought he was just making general rumors so that he wouldn't be held liable for them. But as it turns out, he was making very specific rumors so he wouldn't be held liable for them. Of course, some people are never satisfied, they insist that he shouldn't be given any credibility because he hasn't seen the tape at all, he's just been told that it exists. By anonymous sources. Who aren't even associated with the current GOP campaign. But those people are SOOOO naive. They can't release any details now, they're saving this puppy for October! But they are, of course, telling the press about it.

Lots of people might think that this is just foolishness meant to scare people without actually destroying his journalistic credibility. But I know differently. You see, I'm privy to a great deal of these sorts of things myself. Here's some of the things you DON'T KNOW about some people you might respect:

DID YOU KNOW... that a friend of my cousin says he saw a video where Tom Hanks kills people?

DID YOU KNOW... that a guy I met on the street has a sister who saw a video of Al Pacino snorting cocaine??

DID YOU KNOW... that my barber's butcher's baker's barber is in possession of a video that proves conclusively that Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't from Austria at all... he's from the FUTURE!!!

So the next time you see the next rumor like this, think twice. Because there's all sorts of videos out there. And they're all 100% real and are exactly as described. Even if they're described as potentially existing from a third party.